- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

No it isn't.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

I have a crush on my dad.

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

9/11/2001

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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