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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What number comes after 29? 30.

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

How did the girl die? 25.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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