- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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