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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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