- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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