why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Are you a human?

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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