Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What's up? The sky.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

verry nice how mUCH?

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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