- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

What's up? A direction...

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

black people

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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