Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Canada

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Doorbell salesman.

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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knock knock go away ok

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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