Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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who farted your mother

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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