- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

What's worse than eating cows. Death

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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