OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

yo momma so fat that she's fat

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

So a black man hails a taxi...

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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