Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Spinabifita

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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