What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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womens rights

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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