what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Poop

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Black History Month

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why did I get raped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Anti Joke

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