What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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fack me!

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Blind people can't read this.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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