- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Jason Connor.

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whats 2+2? 4

Farts smell bad!

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

this is a joke

fack me!

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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