A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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women's rights

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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