Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Ryan Chang is funny.

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

whats white and gooy liguid goop

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

The weels on the bus go...flat

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Yo daddy!

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Turn around.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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