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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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what is big and white? the moon

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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rape that shit

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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shea kisses a girl

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Hi Jacob You cool

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Anti Joke

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