What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

A Banana wrote this...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Why? Because!

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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