- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

potatoes

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

A horse cantered into a bar.

women have rights

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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