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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

black people

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What would you rather do or drag a board?

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Hippopatomous!

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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