- Anti Joke

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.