- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

women have rights

A horse cantered into a bar.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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