knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Nothing yet CC

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

How old are you? 20

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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