- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

whats better than 24................. 25

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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