- Anti Joke

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

The weels on the bus go...flat

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Yo daddy!

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why? Because!

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.