Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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The Irish man was sober.

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What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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