What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

knock knock

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

Gestapo.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

The cow went moo

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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