What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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women playing football?

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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knock, knock. come in.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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