- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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