How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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