Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

hello

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

poop

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

I'm a like whore

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

since when?

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

i'm not gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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