why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

why did i fall? i got pushed!

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

So. The gays. ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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