How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Why did I get raped

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Anti Joke

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