A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Ass

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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What just hit my face? The floor

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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