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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

Women's Rights.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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