Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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