Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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