Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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