Obama

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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A black guy with his family.

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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