- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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