Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Women's Rights.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Enchilada

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Murder me once, shame on you.

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Turn around.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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