Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Homework.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

How did the priest die? Masterbation

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

Why? Because!

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

Hello

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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