How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

What would you rather do or drag a board?

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Hi Jacob You cool

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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