Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Woman's Rights.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Good boy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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obama

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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