- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Guess what? Holocaust

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

Dancing Potatoe!

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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