Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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who farted your mother

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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