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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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