Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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The 19th Amendment

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Women Voting

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Alex Eggbert

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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MICHAEL

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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The Economy

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