What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Watch your lips.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Your mother

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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