My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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How old is victor? Old

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Anti Joke

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