- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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