Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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My butt!!!!

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Anti Joke

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