- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

An Asian walks out of the library.

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

So a black man hails a taxi...

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

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