- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

What abou three times

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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