What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I like to eat people

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops