What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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What do you call a horse with out ears? A horse with out ears?

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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My butt!!!!

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Anti Joke

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