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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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rape that shit

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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