Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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You just won the game...

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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a man walks into a bar it hurt

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Dani barton= lovely

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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penis

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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