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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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