John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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c+t+c?

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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