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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Knock knock What

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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