there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Chicken

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Woman's rights

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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