There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Hi

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Don't think of granny porn

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Dislike this

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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