Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Anti Joke

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