- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

The Bible

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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