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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Why was Timmy sad?

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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