Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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A seal walks into a club.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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The Bible

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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