Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

marshal sterio had sex

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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