women playing football?

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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What is next?

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Turn around.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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