Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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GONNA

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Chuck Norris

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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