What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Wheelchair high jump

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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