- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

Knock Knock No one answers....

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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