- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Knock knock (No one is home)

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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