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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

Chuck Norris.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Knock knock Who's there My dick

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

i eat poop

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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