Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Why was Timmy sad?

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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