- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

A British man walks into a dental office.

Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

What's dead? Your mum.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Women's sports

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

where are you?

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Penis.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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