- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

womens rights

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

LOL May Wong

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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